The excitement is looming and the bags are packed. If it were up to you it would be a spontaneous adventure of freedom and calm. But there's a boffin in the family who's hell bent on that itinerary being a  tightly packed curated timetable! They want a minute by minute plan, specific time slots for meals, activities and breathing. So, take some time to chill out, have a lovely big cuppa, a beer or something stronger and dream of those wellies stomping over rugged ground in the back of beyond without a care in the world.